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Ukiinvite dem out alafu akuje na beshte yake just pay more attention to her friend more than her. Hatawai rudia hio tabia. Semeni Amen😌

A teacher asks, "What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?" A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge. 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 👨🏽‍⚕

Girls nowadays love money .even when you tell her " GO TO HELL " she will say " I don't have transport 😅 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nimeenda na manzi flani kwa mall Sa kusearchiwa hiyo kitu ikaanza kupiga makelele karibu na ikus Sa sijui kama chuma ililala ndani😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mm nilikua nimepanga kuoa this year lakini vile maisha imenipeleka😌😌😌ubachela tano tena 😏😏😏 🤗🤗

Hapa Mtaani Kwetu kuna Mwizi Sugu ameshinda Biko Milioni 30. Sasa alipoulizwa atazifanyia nini Fedha hizo, amesema kwamba anataka Kupanua Shughuli zake! Hapo Sijamuelewa Vizuri, ila naona Majirani wameanza Kuhama Mtaa!

An 8yrs old boy is accused  of rape. In court his lady lawyer  held his sick out as evidence saying  `Your Honour see this, can he rape .with this tiny tot? The boy whispered `Don't shake shake it, we will loss the case '😂😂😂😂😂🤸🏼‍♂🤸🏼‍♂🤸🏼‍♂

😋😋😋dear Ladies!!!...One Day Steal Your Guys Phone And Text One Of His Male besties”I Got My Girl Pregnant”😯If He Replies Which One ??😪😥My Sister Know U are As Useless As "ey" in okey😭😭😭😭😭😭

😂😂😂Girls will do their nails💅  first and then start an argument just to point at you💃💅😂😂😂😂😂 Tripple D V

To my dear future son. Mimi bado nakutaftia mama ako na matiti kubwa. There is no way utanyonya matiti inakaa indicator ya nduthi, while am still alive . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ERICK: "Why are you looking so tense?" KULECHO: "Just fought with my wife. That woman fights for no reason at all." ERICK: "Why? What happened?" KULECHO: "We were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans. I just asked her why was she wearing her sister's 'Underwear'?" 🤦🏻‍♂🤦🏻‍♂

That time you quarrel with your mum and in the evening she informs your Dad apo ndio unajuanga ulicheza na bibi ya wenyewe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Girls if he says your face looks familiar tell him "oh are you the guy who promised me 1k recharge card last week"? Now leave the rest to God.😂😂😂🤣😜

i wish you all ia Merry Christmas and a prosperous happy new year full of God' s blessing.. For those travelling places have journey mercies...Enjoy!! see you 2019 God willing..🌲🌲🌲🌲🎊🎊🎁🎁🎉🎉🎉

Mtu anafanya criminology na bado anaibia exams 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wacha nilale tu

Wakamba mmenyamaza sana,kwani maembe iko na wadudu🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻😆😆😆😆😆

aki hizi moskuito zimenidandia sana,nilipe nyumba,nikope unga,mboga,chumvi na makaa niziongezee damu...kakuje kakunywe ya bure....leo nakunywa sumu.lazma tukufe wote

🙆🏽‍♂🙆🏽‍♂HEADING USHAGO I just spent 2hrs scrolling my gallery nitoe akina malawi→imenti→women rep→mca makueni .ju unaeza fika  mathey aseme ebu tuonyeshe picha za ile siku ..kutap gallery pap 🙆🏽‍♂🙈🙈 women rep on top....apo ndo unasemanga kwani ii ilitoka wapi.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sponsors are now preparing their Children for Christmas Celebrations... Ma Slay queens mkae kando mtashughulikiwa January kama school fees 😂 🤣🤣

A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will satisfy me in bed". Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "How can I help you?" The guy quickly answered, "I'm answering your request for a man." The lady continued, "You have no arms!" The guy answered, "I won't beat you". Lady: You have no legs. Guy: I won't leave you. Lady: How will you satisfy me in bed? Guy: What do you think I was knocking with? 😂😂😂😂😂 I die here 😂😂😂😂

Sponsors are now preparing their Children for Christmas Celebrations... Ma Slay queens mkae kando mtashughulikiwa January kama school fees 😂 🤣🤣

How old were you to know that DATE stands for Dick At The End? 😅😅

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A man forgets to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, Did you see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORT parked inside? . The lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota vitz with two Flat tyres.. This made my day😂😂😂😂😂😂 🗣If you can put 4 fingers🤚 into her , it’s no longer a pussy🐱 sis , Issa pocket 😂😂😂 Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks, just know she is going to a guy's place for sex! How did I know?? because it's well written on syrup bottles "shake well before use". Wisdom will kill me one day 😂😂😂😂😂 Slay queens take hours to dress but the dude will take 30.5...

LEARN TO SETTLE WOMEN'S ISSUES WISELY. In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat, and the angry driver shouted, "the ugly one should take the seat" The two women stood up for the whole journey. Some drivers are as wise as King Solomon

Eti mluhya akimaliza kuandika neno "FOOD" , analamba vidole 😂😂😂

SIGNS ZA KUNYIMWA 1.ukihappen kulala kwa dem alafu alale na jeans, brathe toka uende kwako 2.kabla mulale then atoe Bible ama akuambie muombe kabla mlale, boss utakauka, enda kwako 3.mkilala akutandikia ile mattress imechapa chini ulale, dada ya kunguni wewe kwani kwako hujalipa rent, enda kwako 4.akikuambia usimguze ama kumuekelea mguu, mjinga hii ushanyimwa, toka na usiwai rudi 5.akikuambia atakupeleka ulale kwa neighbor boy, we ni ule msee, ni late lakini enda kwako 6.boy wake akimcall waongee two hours mkiwa bed🛌🏽, i swear uezi pewa, fisi wewe tembea🚶🏼‍♂🚶🏼‍♂ 7.akichukua pad aende bathroom kuchange, nugu hii unangoja confirmation letter ama, nkt!! 8.ukimshika mara ya kwanza akwambie atakufukuza, unangoja nini ng'ombe ya museveni, kimbiaaaaaaa🏃🏿‍♂🏃🏿‍♂ 9.akikupea blanketi yako ajifunike bedsheet, kua gentleman mpee blanketi na utoke, kondoo we...

Since the day i mistakenly recharged Ksh1000 instead of ksh100, i no longer click on 'complete transaction' without using toothpick to count the zeros. 😭😭

*😭😭😭😭dating a gikuyu lady is fun till ile day anaingia box thn make a call home uskie amesema "mum niko poa, ata nimepata job"😭😭😭boyshaod machoos 2* *Tripple D V*

Am I the only one who clicks on a WhatsApp porn group link to see if any of my friends are already in then doesn't join🤔🤔🤔 Come on you pornstars I can't be alone 😂😂😂

*This December if you ask me to let u use my room for sex, just know that first round is mine. 🤣🙃🙃🤣*😂😂😂😂😂

Beste yangu ameniita bash na akaniambia nikuje na MZINGA sai amenifukuza na hatuongeleshani juu zile NYUKI ziko kwa iyo nyumba, acha tu. Kwani nimekosea? 😂😂😂😂

Your girlfriend sends you her completely naked picture on her bed....we na ufala yako unaanza kuwika wow wow you look sexy babie.....badala ya kuuliza nani alimpiga picha😬😬☹jinga sana🤒🤒🤒🤕🤕                             😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 Hapa tao kuna slay queen fulani ameambiwa na makanga anaringa na boobs zake zimemeza Piriton. Mimi sikuwa nimeelewa huyo makanga alimaanisha nini until nikaangalia kifua ya huyo demu Imebidi nimechelewa kazi hapa stage nikicheka 😂😂😂

Ile wizi itakuwa githurai before watu wajue kuangalia hizi noti za new generation kama ni orginal..msee naweza pewa hadi ya kondoo 😂😂😂

All those girls saying “what men can do women can do better” my sister can you urinate in a bottle without a funnel 🤷‍♂🤷‍♂ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I used to think that JET-LI movies were fake until one day I saw a cobra in my compound I ran... my leg didn't touch the ground.🏃🏃🏃🏃

Sisi watu wa ushago tunalisha kuku na mbuzi nyinyi uko tao mnalisha maslayqueen hii Christmas kila Mtu achinje Kenye Alikua analisha. {from ushago families} atupendi ujinga mwisho wa mwaka. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤐

Having dimples doesn't mean you are cute it simply means your fathers sperms are too weak to form a full face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤝

Dear guys: When you make a girl fall for you, either catch their, or provide some padding of explanation as to why not. Thanks for that consideration.      Plz someone who is hear mathale aniokote ,,,wisdom is kill me🤪🤪

*THOUGHT OF THE DAY* There are many things we can learn from dogs like being loyal, protective, caring and loving unconditionally but we choose to learn one thing .... Dog Style. Why people? Why 😂😂😂😂😂😂

*You buy data bundles every day but you use the same toothbrush since 2015* See your life😀😀😀

Dont worry if she doesnt scream durring sex brother fungua screw moja ya kitanda lazima majirani wakusifu😈😈😈 🤣🤣🤣

Nudes are for people between the age of 16 and 22 Ukifikisha 23 and above pelekea mtu mwili😂

Zuzu alipewa gari aendeshe matokeo yake akaua watu 50 Traffic: Imekuaje ukaua watu wote hawa? Zuzu: Nilikuwa spidi ghafla nikaona watu wengi kushoto na mmoja kulia, wewe traffic ungefanyaje? Traffic: Ningemgonga yule mmoja ili kuokoa maisha ya watu wengi Zuzu: Hicho ndo nilicho kusudia lakini nilivyotaka kumgonga yule mmoja, akakimbilia kwa watu wengi akadhani sijamwona Nikamfuata huko huko!! .......

Every time I kill a mosquito I have to place it near mi bed so that other mosquito can see how dangerous I am😂😂😂😂😂😂

Some girls will be like, relationship is not all about sex My sister let me ask you.. can you date a guy without penis?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If a guy invite you to his house and his friends start leaving the room one by one my sister, follow the last person thank me later. 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 🤷🏽‍♀

*Hot temper is not good at all. I almost told my wife that I caught my girlfriend with another man 🙆🏾‍♂🙆🏾‍♂😂😂*

That Girl mwenye tulicheza na yeye Cha Baba na cha Mama tukiwa nursery where are you?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 I need my child please.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂

Kuna mathe mwngne hapa mtoto wake Jana alipata 256 marks halafu ananiuliza kama anaeza enda Kenya high🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣nimecheka na kumshw labda siku ya games hadi saa hii nangoja pesa za asanti🤣🤣🤣🤣

Someone just told a girl that she’s so ugly even if she swallowed magnets she won’t be attractive 😂😂😂😂

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

*Nimekutana na mhenga aliyesema mwenda tezi na omo marejeo ni ngamani siku hizi amesota nimempata Dandora akienda githurai*😆🏃🏿‍♀🏃🏿‍♀

*Poverty has forced them to give prostitution a nice name.... Aty Slay Queen* 👸😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ati Vera sidika ameanza kuimba meaning that talent are sexually transmitted 😂🙆‍♀🙆‍♀🙆‍♀ Kenya sitokii😂😂

You need at least 1 witness to prove a murder case & a minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage, It clarifies whch one is more dangerous

TEACHER : 😬“what is half of 8 ?” . GAL CHILD-“Horizontally or vertically?🤷‍ . TEACHER-“What do you mean?”🤷‍♂ . JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half of 8 is 0 but vertically half of 8 is 3”. TEACHER- 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Some of us walk as if everything is okay,, But deep inside we are horny,,,😹😹😂😂😂😂😂

TEACHER : 😬“what is half of 8 ?” . GAL CHILD-“Horizontally or vertically?🤷‍ . TEACHER-“What do you mean?”🤷‍♂ . JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half of 8 is 0 but vertically half of 8 is 3”. TEACHER- 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Do you all remember those days when we used to entertain visitors with a photo album? Now all they want is a charger.

*kila familia lazima kuna ule msee akienda kujipakulia chakula lazima aambiwe "Ukumbuke watu wengine hawajakula*😂

I was wondering if Jonah was a luo after being swallowed by a fish, he would have removed his iPhone and called otieno, "omera tayarisa ugali Niko ndani ya mboga" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If gals can cheat on soldiers who carry AK47s, grenades, bombs,..... Who du u think u r with earphnes na laptop??

Naskia nimeboeka sijui nipigie polisi niiwaambie najua nani aliua yesu🤒

IMPORTANT..WENYE WANAISHI KARIBU NAIROBI TOWN If you know you've lost your phone juzi juzi. Ama ata last week, please let's meet at CBD tomorrow at 11:00am unisaidie na earphones.

If you'll be still single before 2019 just accept that maybe the love of your life got stuck in a condom✋🚮

If she cheats on you😢please boychild go ahead and cheat😂😂😂Support your woman in everything she does 😜😜

_Hawa madem hutoa machali zao kofia afu wanakimbia wakidhania ni fun and romantic, nkt!! What if utolewe weave na akimbie nayo ☹☹how will you feel 😌😌_

_Any girl who finishes 8,slices of bread doesn't deserve to be called bae,that's your bro!!!!_😂😂😂🤚🏼

Slap that pussy🍑2or3 times with yoh mjulus 🍆before sliding 😏😏its rude to enter without knocking ni hayo 2 nanii sikua na ubaya

a big dick alone cannot raise your kids,, get yourself a man of vision and lifetime plan.. Bitch you won't be horny forever 🤓🤓

My  ladies  from kikuyu land can you be more romantic in requesting for your conjugal rights rather than just saying "huonangi mimi kama niko na mwili na damu" 😂😂😒🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

I took her to the guest house but when we entered the room, she was like "ghai, THEY HAVE CHANGED THE BULB?" 🤔🙊🙉🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂

23 useless parts on a mans body;20 nails you cant hammer,2 balls you can't throw & 1 cock that cant "crow"  Ladies don't laugh...because your Pussy can't catch a Mice 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nimerudi

Kuna dem ananiitia leo niende kwake na yeye huringa kucome kwangu😂😂😂Ata mimi leo acha nijifanye nanyesha...siendi😂😂

Dear Ladies, We are not afraid of Blue Ticks and Grey Ticks..We have been sending our CVs to Companies and never got any response.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #BoyChildMemes.

Nimetoka kununua "BRA" leo...... Bado kuleta bibi tu.......! Maisha ni kujipanga polepole rafiki zanguni?😋😋😋🙈🙈🙈

Craziest kenyans Ati Madem wanono hawawezi fanya hiyo dance challenge ya kujiangusha chini mtu anaanguka inabidi mumeitisha breakdown😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤣

📌Some Pple Don't Know The Right Time To Greet. How Can I Be Urinating On The Road & U Still Greet Me? Can't U Pretend that U Didn't See Me? 😂😂

😂😂😂😂 alafu  awa watu Wa kupiga keyboard kwa kanisa sijawai ona wakitoa sadaka.Nko home kujeni mnipige🤭

Mirembe Mental Hospital. DAKTARI :- Unajisikiaje? Brayo:-Kila siku naota nyani wanacheza mpira wa miguu. DAKTARI :- Nitakupa dawa leo hautaota tena. Brayo:-hiyo dawa nipe kesho sababu leo wanacheza fainali,na nilibet 😂😅 Brayo jo

God bless the following ladies: 1. Go and close the door first 2.On my way coming 3. Hope nikikam sitachelewa 4 Hope we can’t mess up 5 Nishafika 6 Nishukie wapi You have a special place in heaven 😊🙏🙏

Ukiuliza mkamba ni simu gani anatumia alafu aseme "uuuuwi" Hiyo sio nduru anapiga ,anajaribu kusema "Huawei"😂😂😂😂😂😂👉👉👉👉🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👉👉👉

Tell a Kenyan someone died.And they  be like."its not possible Tulikuwa nayeye juzi tu!"😂😂😂😂😂😂

Everyman is a Millionare atleast by his SPERM count. The funniest thing is that even those Millions are still spent on women😉

I miss those days when ladies were afraid of penis,,akiona umetoa nguo ashaanza kutetemeka,lakini wa sikuhizi wanashika makende kama gear lever  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍

*Mimi nikipea dem ball🤰ile siku ya kuzaa naenda kama nimechelewa chelewa. Kwa sababu chelewa chelewa utapata mwana si wako* Knowledge will be the end of me😂😂😂😂

____Stop dating people's daughters for more than one year if you don't intend to marry them, we are also interested..😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😕😣 #Stevoh

Umeingia mbinguni... first person unamwona ni Judas Iskariot.... Kwani Yesu alimsamehe..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Babe I sponsor with drinks every weekend is getting married next year ❤ and she came to say hi today with her Boyfriend 😭 Mnishike ama nijaze hii pillow na machozi mimi  ❤

Ati madame matako kubwa wanaturingia wajui ata TV za kitambo ata izo zilikuwa na matako na sa hizi flat ndio digital😂😂😂😅

Cheating on ur bae doesn't mean u dont luv him.Its like using another charger to charge ur fone cos u left the original one at home. Na mtu akichomwa na maji moto mcinitaje 😂😂😂😂

PASTOR: If your bible and your  Iphone is falling, which one will you catch first? Me : My Iphone. Because the word of God cannot be broken. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

By the way why is it that girls huitwa chics??is it because they love chicken or because they love the cock😁😁😁

Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."   Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." 😃😃😃😃 🤣

Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny."  Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣   watu wengine you have a special place in hell

The best way to make somebody remember you is to borrow money from them. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mimi sionangi haja ya fridge kwa  Nyumba juu chakula haiwezi Lala na mim Pia nilale 😄😄 Good evening fam

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of potato chips! -Kazuya 😥😥😥😥

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window to see the moon&stars. . 2013 Kids : I want my bed near the mobile charging slot.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pretty Girl IJEOMA: Biodun says I'm ugly, but then Emeka says I'm pretty. What do you think Jonny?Jonny: A bit of both. I'd say you're pretty ugly. 😆😆😆😆😆

My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.   How irresponsible people are. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Three Years Ago TEACHER: You are supposed to know this! You learned this three years ago! Jonny: But , I don't even remember what I ate last week. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.   A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤤🤤🤤nmekaa 2 ivi chini nikaanza kujiuliza 🤔🤔🤔 If bedbugs are found on beds, I wonder what the hell was the one who came up with the name *cockroach*.......? thinking🤔🤔🤔 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 Could it be becoz...😟😟😟😟 *NEVER MIND*😕😕

Kupendwa Na mwanaume mwenye ameoa nikama kuendesha gari la serikali...,halitawahi kuwa lako 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Unaogopa ukedi unapita tao unaona dem na haga bigi unapenduka kumwona  poa mate inakunyonga unakufa

Unajifanya hutaki kunipea hug unaenda unarukia boy wako mnaanguka unavunjika spinal cord unakufa🤣👆🏻😜

Unajifanya mature uwezi post kukufa unapata budako amepost unashtuka unakufa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✌

Unaspank dem mkamba haga inatoka vumbi unashikwa na TB unakufa🤣🤣🤣😜

Unakataa boychild unakimbilia sponsor anakukalia na kitambi unakufa

Unaupdate status feeling sick at karen hospital mungu anakuja kuponya kumbe uko githurai despensary anakuacha unakufa😆

After kuskia bora uhai by willy paul Nawait kusikia mbinguni hakuna madeni ya wachina by jimmy gait😂 🤣

Wife sent a message to her husband : Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla  says hi to you . Husband : Who is Priscilla ? Wife : Nobody, I was just making  sure that you read my message 😃😂😋😉 Twist in the tale..... Husband : But I'm with Priscilla  right now , so which Priscilla  are you talking about? Wife : Where are you....?😡😡😡 Husband: Near the vegetable market😎 Wife : Wait I'm coming there right now ...! After 10 minutes she texts her husband "Where are you"? Husband:"I'm at office. Now that u'r at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need... 🙂😂😂😂

🤤🤤🤤Unazama ndani ya ratchet na salama unafeel nikama unamea mabawa juu utamu imefika hadi kwa mgongo kumbe CD imeburst, hiyo ni STD inakuingia 😂😂 * @Brayo

😭😭😭😭in 18s young boys used to go for war in the battle fields but nowadays men in their 25s are hurt by blueticks... Si io ni kirimino???!!  Vitombi generation

*Brain cell 1:  if you are not ready to be a father  withdraw. Brain cell 2: you have one second remaining to cum😅 Mouth: acha kushikanisha miguu hata sijamaliza..* Wanaume😂😂😂

My mother used to communicate with eyes while I was growing up... When visitors are in the house and I am jumping up and down, there is an eye sign which means ​"get out"​ When visitors are eating and you want to eat with them, there is this particular look which means ​"if you collect anything here I will skin you alive"​ but meanwhile she will be telling the visitors "don't mind him, he won't eat or he has eaten.." When you pay a visit to any family member and you want to cry over what is not yours, there is this look which means ​"if I hear pim from you again, I will flog you die"​ But today's mother... I mean our young mummies today ehhh... Their eyes are already weakened with mascara, eye lashes and heavy-duty facelifts and make-ups from Mary Kay to Jenifer Lopez to Angelina Jolie. In short, the eyes can't communicate again... when they are looking at a child, the child will be looking back at them because that child is ...

TEACHER: Kristian, go to the map and find North America. Me: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Kristian!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Dear ladies/girls _Hii kitu ya kueka boy mwingine status after umekosana na bae wako...imekua common sanaa_ Try something new Kama kupiga pic na huyo new catch wako mkiwa kwa bed akikunyonya clit halafu uweke🤤🤤😂 😂 😂 😂

One thing you should take into consideration when approaching a 👧lady..The longer the 👗skirt, the longer the relationship.✌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And the tighter the trousers, the tighter the competition🤣🤣

*If I meet the shopkeeper in the neighborhood today, I'll finish him off. *Last night, I went to buy condoms, he tells me they're finished. This morning, when my wife went to buy bread, he tells her to tell me that the condoms I was looking for are now available!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If all married men decide to become faithful with their wives alone, I swear, all this small small girls will all die of hunger 😁😁😁

Twin Babies in the Womb saw a Dick coming towards them! The 1st Baby said; "Hey look Daddy is coming inside to Play with Us!! The 2nd Baby replied; "You are Stupid, You have no Sense, it is not Daddy, its Uncle Alex. Daddy doesn't cover his Face with a Plastic when he wants to see Us..You will see...this one wont give Us Ice Cream when he is Leaving!!! 🙆🏾‍♂🙆🏾‍♂🤣🤣 Yeeeeeeeeh 😱 my head, abeg who nack me plank for head 🤦🏿‍♂️🚶🏿🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍ ♂️

"I miss my wife and 4 kids I can't wait to get home and Be with them . . Practicing what I will be posting in 2030 🍼🍼😘😘😘

*Naked Husband * *A man was having sex with his mistress at her house, when suddenly thieves broke in and he went out of the house running as fast as he could to his house. When he arrived, his wife asked, "why are you naked?" He replied, "well, I was attacked by thieves on my way home, they took everything from me".The Wife said, "So why is a condom on your penis?" he replied, "well,as a grown up man, i couldn't run home completely naked." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

First god created earth, then he rested... Then he created man, then he rested... Then he created women and no one has rested since! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

😋😋dear men!!  When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Zarika as ur wife utapata tabu sana😂😂😂😂

Hey men be romantic if she wears your boxer wear her thong🤣🤣🤣 Not my words😂

TEACHER: You are a failure! At your age, Bill Gates already built his first computer software. Me: Mind you Sir, at your age Adolf Hitler committed Suicide. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

my uncle👲👲 started using WhatsApp🗯📿 today 🤔🤔and his first text to me was.......hello can you Hear me🤒🤒

*Slayqueen: Sasa bae??  Imgn kutoka ile day nilikua kwako sijapata periods *Boychild: Waa!!  Sai niko baze na mavijana acha nikirudi kejani nitakutaftia... Lkn sidhani kama uliacha kwangu* *Slayqueen: 😭😭😭😭😭* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *Tripple D V*

The only way to evade taxes in Kenya is going to China for 10 years 😂 .Uhuru na Raila walipe mchina

Apart from utaniharibia bra na utakata kamba ya panty wacha nikutolea which other spiritually quotes do you know

Alafu, Ladies! Please try and get the Right Bleaching Products! Some of you look like Dirty Jeans!😎😳 🤓

Alafu kuna mlevi amenda kubuy Condom hapa kwa chemist...... akaulizwa unataka nini?? akafungua Zip akauliza uko na jacket ya hii jangili ?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ...... Haki hii kenya Hatuhami.....

*Mean while In court* *Judge: Silence in court!* *The next person who laughs again, will be thrown out of court* *The accused: hahahahahahaha* *Judge: i wasn't talking to you mr* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When someone says “Can I ask you a question?” they didn’t really give you a choice. - 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

A baby made in the morning is called Monica, in the evening Evelyn, on the floor Florence, at the door Doreen, under the bridge is called Bridget , in the car Carol, at midday Mildred, in hurry is Harrison , on the mat Matilda, on the road Rhoda , In the bar Barbara, if the lady was being forced Faustina , if the man is guilty Gilbert, How about if the child is made in a Bush😱😱😱 abeg help me find the name😂😂😂😂 *Good Afternoon !

TEACHER: I assume that Kenya will one day be corruption free. What tense is it? Me: Future Impossible Tense! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

She came into my room late at night.   She sat over my body, She sucked, swallowed and she left.   It was terrible.   It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Have you noticed that cute guys will always be shy even with their approach,hizi mangamia zingine na sura za freedom fighters wako na overdose ya confidence 🤣😂

Son: Dad, its so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why?  Father: The corner is 90 degrees. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂    Ni hayo tu kwa sasa🤭 Kristian 🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂ i'll be back.

ALL I NEED IS A FEMALE BESTIE WHO WILL COME AND SAY " COME DO MIE SMALL"😂😂😂

If all married men decide to become faithful with their wives alone, I swear, all this small small girls will all die of hunger 😁😁😁

SON:mum ile methali ya CHINJA KUKU BATA ASIKIE WIVU humaanisha nini???? MUM:kula kadark skin ..ka lightskin kashuke bei SON:asante mum😌😌 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written *1 . bride relatives* *2. Groom relatives* I entered the one written groom relatives and found two more doors *1 . ladies* *2. men* I went through the one for men only to find two more doors *1 . people with gifts* *2. people without gift* I went through the one one written people without gifts and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written *_"So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way"_* Don't laugh please share 😂😂😂😂 @kevojarahs

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?  Ramu: "HIJKLMNO"!!  Teacher: What are you talking about?  Ramu: Yesterday you said its H to 0 😂😂

Today, I went to deposit a fake note Cashier: Mr man, this money is fake Me: The money is mine and the account is mine. What is your problem. Just put it in my account for me😀😀 Wisdom will not kill me😂😂😂😂😂 @kevojarahs

I may act like everything is cool but deep down I wanna SMS the word "LOVE" to 333133🤣🤣🤣🤣

every time ur mom tells you that she wants the best fr you ujue she's talking about me.....be wise madam😋😋😇

😂😂😂😂aki kenya education... Upto now am still researching how I can use "Mnyambuliko wa vitenzi and sauti ghuna na sighuna" to better my life 😂😂

Who else have noticed that many people who get pregnant are mostly ladies?😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂aki kenya education... Upto now am still researching how I can use "Mnyambuliko wa vitenzi and sauti ghuna na sighuna" to better my life 😂😂

Dear crush Hata unikondelee macho bado nitanyonya mkebe ya yoghurt na kidole 😊😊

😂😂😂Pale high school time ya night preps unakaa kwa dirisha imepasuka lakini unanyorosha usingizi kama ghasia kesi baadae😂😂😂

😂😂Those of you that have never missed Assembly in secondary school, i hope you all work at National Assembly now.... Mm nilikua naenda nikiona mamode wa teaching practice wamekam chuo🤤🤤🤤😋😅😅😂

Mwanaume ukipewa a single chance use it to create another😌, kuna kadem kaliamua kunipa ati coz nimemsumbua sana😊 sai yy ndie huniita😄 hio kitu huwa naikula hadi na kijiko😆😅

Unapeleka maji bafu ndio minyoo idhani unataka kuoga alaf unaenda pole pole jikoni unakula kama hazijui.... Sipendi ujinga lunch time mimi

*Quote of the day*😂. ☠☠👇🏿 .... Some guys are not romantic at all, if you see the way they pull off ladies pants before sex, you will think they are starting a generator 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😂🚶🏿‍♂🚶🏿‍♂🚶🏿‍♂🚶🏿‍♂

Unatoka kubuy dhania unapatana na maboys inabidi umezitafuna kama miraa ndio wasijue wewe pia hutumwa sokoni. Peer pressure pia haipendi ujinga😂

"Babe Nimefika Stage,Kwako ni wapi?" Alafu Simu izime ,Hakuna Stima na Hujacram Hiyo Number yake. Definition Of Stress 😒😒😒

LIFE WAS SWEET WHEN JUBILEE WAS ONLY AN INSURANCE COMPANY😷

This is the time i wish the president of Kenya was a woman. Vile madame wa Kenya wanajua ku assume deni, hawa wachina wangeitwa tu ma 'darlings' na ma 'bebs' deni ikunywe maji. 😂😂😂😂😆😅😅 😅

Madem ringeni kabisa,siku yaja ya kuzunguka Door to Door kama watu wa Jehova witness mkitafuta mabwana wa kuwaoa 😝😝😝☝🏽😂😂😂😂

If you want to end an argument with a woman just say "my mother was right about you" 🤞

KUULIZA TU... Mkiwa kwa jam alafu uone dem kwa personal car anajipaka make up na kutengeneza nywele; hiyo ndo inaitwa saloon car? 😏😏😏😏 Kuuliza sio ujinga

Girls👱of nowadays don't cry on the day of their wedding anymore😏they have wasted all the tears in their relationships. 😝😂😂😂 Don't argue with me I'm not a Girl🤭🤭🤭

Those Girls who Scream "yes yes yes" during sex Please, what was the question? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝 Still waiting

"I miss my wife and 4 kids I can't wait to get home and Be with them . 😍😍😍😍😍😍 Practicing what I will be posting in 2030 🍼🍼😘😘😘

. How to make a girl run mad in two days. Firstly, buy an iPhone Xs for her Secondly, send area boys to steal it😆😆😕😕😆

While ur mother is praying that u should have a long life, you're in ur boyfriend's house shouting ''ohh yes baby kill me'' 🤭🤭😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Someone just told me to choose between bae and 50M dollars... Am still confused... Wat is *ⓑⓐⓔ*

Before you get serious with a girl, take her to the club to see how many guys know her, if the bouncer hugs her, run away my brother🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

To protect your marriage.... You either bath with your wife or with your phone. Don't argue with me 😅😅😅

Ukinunua sukuma week kwa mama mboga unamwambia akuekee kwa karatasi ya black, lakini ukinunua Pizza unazunguka nayo Tao kwa box kama degree 😂 😂 😂

Some girls only hear I LOVE YOU when in bed & naked😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you dont enjoy the smell of your own fart you are a witch😂😂😂. It is written somewhere 😁😁👌... Na sijuvutaa🍀😂🐱

Jeans have this trick where they look dirty when you want to wear them & look clean when you want to wash them.😂😂

It is only in Nigeria that people will go to a naming ceremony, eat, drink and leave without even knowing the baby's name...😂😂😂

Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It's not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I'm just wondering where's yours?   🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

I want a girlfriend that will put my picture on her door and write... "Beware of him, he is my boyfriend"😂😂😂😂

To protect your marriage.... You either bath with your wife or with your phone. Don't argue with me 😅😅😅

When you marry the right person he becomes your prayer partner😂😂😂 but when you marry the wrong one he becomes your prayer point🙄🙄

In my country, you will be telling a friend something and he will reply " I tell you"🤔🤨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

. How to make a girl run mad in two days. Firstly, buy an iPhone Xs for her Secondly, send area boys to steal it😆😆😕😕😆

You will know how Stupid you are when you lick a Girl, and after you want to kiss her, she covers her mouth 😂😂🚮🚮🚮🚮feel like sleeping now.

Who prepared the food I ate last night in my dreams??😡👉...plz don't put too much salt tonight🙏 I wanna enjoy the food😂😂

*ushai penda dem mrembo adi unafikiria kuendea Babake umshw "thanks for not using condom"??* 😫😫😫 🤣

Ilipitishwa kwa sheria.. Ukibet uwin 150/=..watakata 50/=ubaki n 100/=utoe na 15/=ubaki na 85/=urudishie Sportpesa 50/=utume n 5/=ubaki na 20/..u buy Kdf moja na fegi mbili uondoe stress.... 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 hiyo Ndo Effects ya Tano Tena.. 😂 😂 😂 😂 Are we together... ✌

😂 😂 😂 Aki kukonda saa zingine ni tricky unachorwa tattoo ya erick omondi ukiwa kakonde ukinona inageuka Churchill

Just idiooots Nimejaribu kufungua dem mwingine bra for 30min hadi ikabidi nimshow "ata acha tu me hua sipendi boobs"

Welcome to Kenya where Telkom is for bundles ....Airtel is for calls. and safaricom ni ya Mpesa 😂😂🌚

You will never hear the real voice of a lady until she's being chase by a dog.😂😂😂

Gynaecologist - the only fool on earth who looks for problems where everyone finds pleasure  🚶🚶🚶🚶🍻🍻🍻

I remember back in the days😌...when you used to sleep on the couch then Vualaaaa you are in bed the next morning..🙃

When you have the money, she'll call you "Awwwbado" But after you've become a bitch ,you are "Obado!!"🧟‍♂🧟‍♂

Madem the reason uko single ni juu kila date ukienda unakunywa soda yote kwa chupa hadi straw inalia "mttrrrr" 😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂

*😂😂😂😂dear ladies!!  Abana pressure boychild kila tym kupelekwa kuona wanyama pori n yet adi hujawai ona ile mende ya white yenye hukaa Chinese... Stick kejani wanyama pori wko within premises*😂😂😂😂 *Tripple D V*

Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

*it's a crazy generation, where unmarried youths have more kids than their parents 😂😂😂😂

Just idiooots Nimejaribu kufungua dem mwingine bra for 30min hadi ikabidi nimshow "ata acha tu me hua sipendi boobs"

In Naija movies, the poor boys always meet the rich man's daughter by the road side and repair her car and they later fall in love. I have been standing by our village roadside and no car got spoiled. Are this people fooling us?😁

*If u remain in gud terms with ur landlord, u wil forget to build ur own house, 😡stop being a gud tenant, quarrel wit ur landlord today😂*

*My Dear Sister kukosa kuwa na tako kwa maisha ya sasa ni sawa na nchi kukosa Jeshi* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sija mtaja mtu wapendwa

*I was coming back home from town when i met jehovah witness knocking my door i joined them we knock knock knock till we got tired and they left

Fisi: Niaje mrembo? Naeza.       dance na wewe? Dem:Aaiii siwezi dance na mtoto. Fisi:Ooh pole sikujua uko na mimba 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Her:unlock your phone Me:so now we are just breaking up like that..😏

Very soon those Abroad guys will come home with foolish swags for X'mas and be destroying people's relationship. Bro it's better you impregnate that girl now!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I still get confused on how Boys undress a girl in 3 secs who used 3 hours to dress!  😳😳

U wil b dating bae in peace den 1 fool wil come & give her a lift in a range Rover Sport Den she starts behaving like an andriod📱dat needs flashing🙄

👴🏾Employer: Umesoma mpaka wapi? 👮🏿Watchman: Mpaka Form 4 👴🏾Employer: Unajua kiingereza? 👮🏿Watchman: kwani hao wezi wanakuja ni wazungu? 🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾

*Kamau*: why is it that kikuyus are not winning the sportpesa jackpot and we are many? *Omondi*: Because its free and fair 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Niokotwe Kericho.... #LIPATAX

*Wengine hapa Mmenyamaza aje Na we are all made from unprotected Sex 😂 stop acting special... Just say hi🚶🏾

Fear Kenyans!! They ask you what you do for a living so they can calculate what level of respect to give you 😂😂😂😂

⚡✨💥🔥 I was slapped by a solider today for stepping on his foot,.... ☹ I wanted to hit him back, I just remembered 😏 Exd: 14 vs 14 , "the lord shall fight for me and I will hold my peace"😂😂🤩🖖🏼 🤤

Wadau season ya maembe inakaribia so muanze kubook madem wakamba before waanze kuringa🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

Hakuna kitu huuma mwanaume kama kutumia dem pesa ina jiandika antony wanyonyi🌚🌚. 😁😁😁😂

On judgement day,,, I will hold the Kenyan flag high up so that God will know I've been through hell already,, I can't face hell twice Hell No!!! 😂😂😂

*Kuoa vijijini raha sana Hata ukiulizwa unafanya kazi gani ukiwaambia mimi ni admin basi daaaah wanaona wewe ni bonge la boss*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Baada ya kulala peke yangu kwa muda mrefu, hatimaye jana niliamua kulala na njaa, sikulala peke yangu 😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Love portion can not work in Yoruba foods bcoz d pepper inside will just neutralise it 😂

No matter how good you speak English..if u don't have money your English is  not correct🚶 😉

I THOUGHT AT MY AGE NITAKUWA NA WATOTO BUT SAI ATA MAMA YAO SINA😭😭😭 Call Me MABATI

Kama hujapata 300 kwa mpesa yako. Ujue you're still new in this app !. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Ladies that can date 2guys at the same time are good at solving simultaneous equations Don't even kraa 😟🤝🏼😟

😏😏😏 According to the research......imebainika kuwa madem wenye wametatoo *nyoka*🐍🐍🐍🐍huwa wanaitwa NYOKABI😌😌😌😌

5 ways for man to be happy with women
 1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…
 2. Be with a women who gives u her time…
 3. Be with a women who takes care of you… 
4. Be with a women who really loves you…
 5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
each other!;)

 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Honey b4 we got married, you used to give me gift and expensive jewellery. HUSBAND:yes and? WIFE; How come you don't do it any more? . HUSBAND; Have you ever seen a fishermen giving worms to the fish after catching it?😂😂😂

TEACHER: Did you finish your homework? Me: Did you finish marking my test? TEACHER: I have other children's tests to mark. Me: I have other teachers' homework to do. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Bedsitter hakunanga story na kutafuta kitu for hours. Kama kitu haiko juu ya kitanda basi iko chini ya hio kitanda. Na kama haiko hapo hio uliibiwa.😂😂😂😂 🤭🤭🤭

Kenyan women never know how to say "you're handsome"... They say "kwendaa, wewe huwezi kosa girlfriend..."

*Hivi nani Alianzishaga Mfumo wa kula Chapati mbili? Maana ukiagiza Tatu kila mtu anakugeukia 😀🤒🤒

*Hivi nani Alianzishaga Mfumo wa kula Chapati mbili? Maana ukiagiza Tatu kila mtu anakugeukia 😀🤒🤒

Dear Ladies , if you want to cheat on your boyfriend do it with someone he can beat, don't hurt him twice😂😂😂

*Hivi nani Alianzishaga Mfumo wa kula Chapati mbili? Maana ukiagiza Tatu kila mtu anakugeukia 😀🤒🤒

#HiiNdoMi "Why did you cross me? Do you want my children to be short? Oya cross me back!! " Who invented that rubbish? 😒😒😬😬😠😕Nakumbuka hii story nabaki nimepasua ajabu If you know you know

You take picture inside Rangerover Sport, Infinity, Bently,BMW X6, then you want your boyfriend to believe you'r not cheating. ARE U A MECHANIC?😂😂😂

All you to did I like them confuse to group another to it send, confused up ended and this read to trying time your took  all you since. Still Confused? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Now read backwards.

Uhuru should start borrowing loans from Ruto  and leave China alone.   pesa iko tu apa

Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Fisi: Niaje mrembo? Naeza.       dance na wewe? Dem:Aaiii siwezi dance na mtoto. Fisi:Ooh pole sikujua uko na mimba 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How to make a girl run mad in two days. Firstly, buy an iPhone Xs for her Secondly, send area boys to steal it😂😂😂

*When her makeup is finished..* She starts posting things like *makeup free*. *Natural beauty*. How do I look? If you know, You know😂😂

Once the penis finds its favorite food, the brain becomes useless 🚴‍♀🚴‍♀🚴‍♀🚴‍♀🚴‍♀🚴‍♀🚴‍♀ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 If u know u know u

nawasalim wadada wote mliowahi peleka kesi za kutongozwa kwa walimu wa nidhamu enzi hzo napenda kujua tu kama bado ile misimamo mnayo hadi sa hivi????😁😁😁😁😁

Even my phone want to leave Kenya coz am typing.... Malaria and its showing me Malaysia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #CEO Kazuya ✍✍😌😌

Why does cooking take like 5 hours? Eating like 6 seconds? And washing plates takes like seven days and seven nights? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Funny thing about some men that flirt a lot with pretty girls.. They end up getting married to ugly girls😂😂😂😂

That moment when you finally decided to poison your Step bro...😂😂 And after the meal you keep looking at him and smiling 😂and he be like...😕😕 This one you are looking at me and smiling did you see me when I exchange the food???😨😨😂😂

I want to travel to facebook Where can I pick a car I'm standing at Whatsup Junction. Please help me

My Uncle Started Using WatsApp Today And His First Text To Me Was " Hello can You Hear Me"? 😂 😂 😂

Maths teacher: "if u av 12 chocolate and u give 4 to cheeky, 3 to aideey, 2 to annpaul what will you get?? Kazuya: " 3 new girlfriends 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣? 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Ladies who Skip my post may your husband skip your wedding day😆😕😕😆😕😕😕 🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂

Are we still looking for the idiot who told women to clap there hands while quarreling😂

Slay queens and cockroaches have one thing in common.. They hate poverty. They only goes where there's food

One of the sexiest joke .. But Very logical 😜 A Boy was having sex with a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it.. He applies brakes so hard and the train stops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the boy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants... The driver shouts out to the boy "Do u realize that if I had not seen u, this would have been ur last fuck..!!! Boy -'Listen dude, u were coming... She was coming.... and I was coming.... then I realised ....only You have Brakes 😝😂😂😂😜😜😜😜

I didn't want my family to judge me so i walked past them with 2 slices of bread in my plate & 6 in my pockets😆😆😆😆 #stevoh

Dear ladies, if you are tired of guys inboxing you everytime from whatsapp groups, just wash your face,take a picture and upload it as your Dp. problem solved!

mlisema MTU akishinda sportpesa elfu kama 2018 anaenda kunijinacy wapi,,, juu nimebet saizi tu..*

TCJ Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going? MAN:i'm going to listen to a lecture on ill effects of drinking. COP:Who'll lecture u at midnight? MAN:my wife.🙊

Who else have realised that ile gum inarambwa ndo ufunge envelope imepungua ladha??🤔🤔🤔😂😂

being ugly does not mean you should be stay indoors, move around, people need to laugh 😂😂😏

😰😰😰that feeling when ur crush posts a screenshot of ur conversation with her, then remember your English is on life supporting machine 😰😰😰😰😰With out u i cant it 🍜 i cant slip 🛌 i love u more and morer😰😰😰😰

Who else has noticed that many people who get pregnant are Ladies 🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Men with tooth picks must be living a good life. Imagine getting horny in public & nobody notices!😕😆😆😕😆😆😂 😂😂😂😂 🤭

A man went for HIV test on Saturday and they told him to come back on Monday to pick the results. On Sunday the man went to church. Then the pastor said close your eyes and we pray.. The pastor prayed," may the things that you will receive as from tomorrow be positive" Quickly the man opened his eyes and said to the pastor" acha ujinga wewe😆😆😆😂😂😂 😅😅😅😅 🤭

Kuna watu ni walevi sana kiasi wakiona mkate wanapata hasira'si hiyo ngano ingetumika kwa bia aisee'😂😂😂😂

I love the speed at which ladies return the dick in the pussy when it has escaped😆😆😆

U will never see African parents kissing , hugging or in any form of romance.... But Boom! 11 children.... How com? 🔥🔥🔥🔥😅😅😅

Dem ananiambia eti haezi skiza rumba....kwani wanaskizanga hip hop na sponsor wake??😂 See your life

*A married man takes his girlfriend on a date.* *In a playful and romantic conversation in the restaurant with the girlfriend, he says to her* ....... *Let me hear words that will increase my heartbeat.* *She said:* *"your wife is sitting behind us"* 🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂😜😜

whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Mandela Treatment GIRL: Sweetie, I want you to treat me the same way South Africa treated the Late Nelson Mandela.BOY: Very good Idea, lets start with 27 years in Prison. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

I cant watch horror movies,siwezi kushutliwa na kanjo,KRA,NEMA na landlord halafu nirudi kujishtua kwa nyumba

Na wale Ma prefects walikuwa wanaandika Noise Makers alafu ukiongea tena wanaongeza sijui ×2 ama ×3! Hope wote walipata kazi kwa Chemist?!😡😡👉💊💊💉💉

Hakuna kitu inafanyanga boy child askie vibaya kama achapiwe na daaame ati lazima kitu ilale ndaaani leo alafu wakimeet anambiwa sorry bae nikona periods...hii inaweza fanya boy akumbuke hadi matusi yenye alitusiana akiwa primary🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣 The way female bankers explain account opening is so sexy..... They will be like..... I will open it for you so you can put something inside okay Whether big or small just put something. 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Mm saizi siezingojea kurudi kwa yesu na ningojee dame pia😂😂😂😂iyo ni kujipea heartbreaks tu

lakini huwa nashangaa miracle huwa inafanyika na ladies...yaani mtu anatembea na utamu iko upside down na haimwagiki

Sooo, my neighbour called the police because I was smoking in my backyard. The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked it all. They said where did you buy it,I said from my neighbour.... now they're at his house Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!!😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☺☺ Smart men always win

Ushawai pewa Kiss na Dem hadi unaskia kuendea Title Deed Ya Babako Umpee??😋👉😘😘

For a successful Marriege, ladies pliz,maintain a close relationship with your mother_in_law, sometimes suprise her,send your nudes to her and tell her,mum,this what your son enjoys,😁😁😁 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Please for those of u Studying Nursing, Pharmacy & Medicine at what level Do they start teaching u people Bad handwriting? 😂😂😂😎😎😎😂😂😂

Please for those of u Studying Nursing, Pharmacy & Medicine at what level Do they start teaching u people Bad handwriting? 😂😂😂😎😎😎😂😂😂

Girl:I am leaving you cuz u focus too much on football... Boy:Are you leaving on loan or full transfer...😂 😂 😂 😂

Bolly wood films are very fake imagine today I started dancing in vegetable market but no one joined me😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

The Sweat From A Bleached Girls Armpit Can Turn A White A4 Paper Blue.😂😂😂😂😜😜 Science Students na lie? 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆

Sooo, my neighbour called the police because I was smoking in my backyard. The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked it all. They said where did you buy it,I said from my neighbour.... now they're at his house Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!!😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☺☺ Smart men always win

*The only time sierra leonean are really united is when they're coming together to beat a thief.* 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😆😆😆😆

Mtu huku amesema " i miss those days when unga was 22ksh" akaambiwa si ungenunua mingi😂😂😂#LIPA TAX

You think you know all different ways of stealing until you get to circle, Accra, where they will steal your phone but your earpiece will continue playing music until you get home.😂😂😂😂

*TEACHER* - I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher. *KOJO*: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money! *TEACHER*: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech. *KOJO*: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of impossible speech!!!😂😂😂

Safaricom is not joking nowadays, if you don't have airtime or data they deduct ur battery bars. 😂😂😂

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 Teacher: what is a noun? Student: a noun is anything that happens now now. Teacher: what is matter? Student: matter is for example - two people are quarrelling and another comes to ask - please, what is the matter. Teacher: what is ecology? Student: ecology is the study of how to economize things

You used a condom she still got pregnant, you send her money for abortion she says due to complications they have failed to proceed, you try witchdoctor after 8 months the belly keeps on growing heyyy that's when you know Lucky Dube was right "nobody can stop Reggae"

I ask a girl if she hav a front Camera and she said she will download it tomorrow 🤣🤣 Am still crying 😭

Just because you came to my house and saw cobwebs , you concluded I'm dirty....................... Do you know if am related to spider man? 😐😐😐

Aki lile jua linawaka siku hizi unaweza dhania hii serikali ya jubilee ilikula pesa za mvua🤔🤔

“Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones” I'm out there doing research 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

no matter how bad you are you are not useless, you can still be used as a bad example😝😝😏😏😷

Every grl u date, you ask her this question: “Babe are you a virgin?” My brother, do u ve a company that repairs virginity?😂😂😂

The reason why rich men have less skills in convincing women is because women always come easy to them....But broke guys have to explain everything even why they use the same organ for sex and urinating. 😅😅😅

It pains to see someone pour water into a sufuria that was used to fry chicken without wiping it with a piece Of ugali😧 🤣🤣🤣

Some girls will be like “I cannot cook, my mom didn't teach me"well,my sister tell me who taught you dog style🤭🤭

It's only in Africa where a lady can borrow clothes from his friend in order to visit a guy who also borrowed a room from his friend😝😝😝

😂😂unapiga story na peddler wah weed akifua nguo kidogo kidogo anamwaga manguo anaanika besheni🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.......hapo ndo nilijua bangi si skuma wiki😆😆 ......🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀

Hey gal: We see your selfies and pictures of your cleavage everyday. Yes you're sexy. 😍😍 Now let's see your degrees.🙄🙄😂😂

Indian guys they don't waste time They first inbox I love you,You don't reply They send their dick😂😂True or false Ladies🤷🏽‍♂

Zamani nlikua najiuliza sasa madem huvaa suruali ishikilie nini🤔🤣🤣but sikuhizi nimekomaa maswali kama hizo naonaga ni ujinga tu😌🚶🏼‍♂🚶🏼‍♂🚶🏼‍♂

Africans don't need an invitation card 📨 They see a tent.. they are there... 😎😎 #Culture Future

Akunanga place madame hukuwanga loyal kama AIM globall utaskie dame mcute akisema if interested whatsupp na boom namba ndo iyo😂😂😂😂

The worst moment is when u want to send nudes to your girlfriend/boyfriend quickly before your phone goes off but unfortunately they go to your status then booom your phone goes off😱😱😱

lakini huwa nashangaa miracle huwa inafanyika na ladies...yaani mtu anatembea na utamu iko upside down na haimwagiki🤣🤣🤣🤣

«”If you don't travel you will end up marrying your neighbour """Pascal night quote.

It is Only in Indian Movies armed robbers will sing inside a bank after Robbery and police will be outside dancing. 😂😂😂

Mrng guys, for sure we are slowly loosing our African culture, yaani wanaune wanaoga kila siku🤔🤔🤔

I wonder why Girls Cry when guys kneel down and propose.Is the ring made of onions😒🤳😂

🗣 Ladies Najua hakuna kitu huudhisha dame kama kuteremka stares na matiti hazitingiki 😁😁😁

When a girl is staring at you, there are two things involved... It's either she likes you or she's farting Slowly...😂😂😂

Some people think they’re in a relationship because somebody sent them kiss emoji.😘 Machoos tu ya boyshald😂😂😂

my galfrnd found a lady's panty in my pocket and i admitted i'm  cheating ......i dont want her to knw am selling ladies panties ...i want to eat my money in peace      😅💪wisdom will kill me one day 😉

Uchungu ni..... Unapeleka dem lunch pale KFC anakula anashiba kisha anapata nguvu ya kwenda kwa boyfriend wake kupigwa cable 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Imgn dating a guy who doesnt  know period pains are cured by chocolate,pizza and m-pesa😕...very unfair to the galchild...Gao shaod ameongea 😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I'm about to start texting guys "How Much?" Because "Hey handsome ?" Is not working these days😂😂😂

To avoid condom related accident, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them. If outer one breaks, she will know; and if inner one breaks, you will know! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂nani amewahi realise motivational speakers wengi hukuwa single 😁😁thanks to heartbreaks

I didn't want my family to judge me so i walked past them with 2 slices of bread in my plate & 7 in my pockets😆😆😆😆

The Problem with Africa is that People with Ideas have no Power and People with Power have No Ideas.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hakuna kitu huwa tamu kama kunyandulia msee bibi yake hio utamu huwa unaisikia hadi kwa kidney 👨‍🔬

Just imagine gava ikose kulipa deni ya China,,, alafu China itume jet Lee, jack Chan, boro yeng, na Stephen chu🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂🙆🏻‍♂acha hivo DJ afro anajiita kimonda 😭😭😭😭😭lemmi not imagine vile inaeza kua😂😂

President ku propose 8%  VAT kwa fuel ni kama mtu kukuambia anaingiza kichwa tu... bado umetiwa🤦🏽‍♂🤦🏽‍♂🤦🏽‍♂🤦🏽‍♂

_​Nimekaa nikafikiria bussiness ya kuanza nikaona nifungue police station nikule hongo. Mtu anichanue nahitaji capital ya ngapi?🙆‍♀🙆‍♀🙆‍♀🙆‍♀_

Cant believe i grew up thinking morning glory was a gospel song😏😏😒😒😒

I mistakenly opened Instagram and closed immediately... Then safaricom sent me a message, Dear customer.. Be careful 😂😂🤦‍♀

Wakubwa nlikua nauliza plastic surgery ni how much MSEE akiwa n plastic zake 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😌😌😌

HOW TO HANDLE NAUGHT LANDLORDS: Nimetoka kuhustle kufika home napata landlord ameongeza padlock yake kwa mlango..... Nimefungua yangu nikaenda nikafunga kwa mlango yake sasa ananipigia simu eti nikamfungulie Nyumba..... kumbe naeza kuwa landlord idhaa Ingine

Ewooo !!! 😜😜😜😜😜Stop blaming your kids for being stupid, irresponsible or dull 😨😨what product were you expecting from doggystyle?? A pastor??🤔 Kieleweke🤦🏽‍♂😂

Unaskiza rhumba hadi zinashika unaanza kufikiria Mambo ya retirement na hauna kazi ......😂😂

Kama ulifanya paper ilikuwa inajiita #JESMA ukiwa ryma na ukachafu 350 marks kesho tupatanee State house tukaombe kazi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤔🤔🤔Nionyesheni mwanaume ambaye akimuona mwanamke mwenye "MATAKO" makubwa hageuki nyuma kumtazama!!!! Na mimi niwaonyeshe siafu malaya na kuku anayezaa 🤔🤔😆😆😆😆

mtu wa Jehovah witness ameuliza raia ya jaba ka wameokoka wakamjibu "The Lord is our Shepherd na sisi kama kondoo tunakula tu majani" 😆😆😆😆😆😆

🤔🤔🤔Nionyesheni mwanaume ambaye akimuona mwanamke mwenye "MATAKO" makubwa hageuki nyuma kumtazama!!!! Na mimi niwaonyeshe siafu malaya na kuku anayezaa 🤔🤔😆😆😆😆

I have been buying alcohol for my unemployed friend for a very long time. He recently got a job, he's now telling me he is quitting alcohol because it's a waste of money. The world we live in.🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂is real hell waaaah

It pains to see someone pour water into a sufuria that was used to fry chicken without wiping it with a piece Of ugali😧 🤣🤣🤣

Unajiita fisi na since this month ile haga umeguza ni yako ukioga...... My brother wewe ni chawa in fact kiroboto Real fisi we should not pass 1 week Are we together😅😅😅😅😅

Hawa slayqueens mnaingianga kwa tuktuk alafu mnatukalia ata bila ruhusa aki hatunanga ubaya😂 tunawapenda sana mwendelee vivo hivo

Nothing can break the bond between weed smokers and uncompleted buildings

Fundi wa kutengeneza coffins huku mtaa ameenda kwa seminar ya how to improve your income  tafadhali mtuombe najua itakuwa kivumbi😰😰😢

How old were you when you learned that: *"Ena mbeca ta gathia"* is Kikuyu for _"he has money like cashier"_🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂

Fundi wa kutengeneza coffins huku mtaa ameenda kwa seminar ya how to improve your income  tafadhali mtuombe najua itakuwa kivumbi😰😰😢

Me: hello hapo ni safaricom? That Lady; yes,how may we help you? Me:Nitumie number ya airtel ... Kenya sihami🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣

My brother don't kill your self because you want to satisfy her during sex if she doesn't scream when making love to her just bite her nipple😂😂😂😂

"Mimi na Huyo Dem Tunaheshimiana Sana" ~ What Kenyan Men Report to the Squad after Kunyimwa gathamba 😂😂😂😂😂

Have u heard of the guy who posted RIP in Buhari's Twitter? The dude was arrested, taken to court & asked to defend himself.....He says RIP stands for "Remain In Power." Case closed 😀😀����! Don't just laugh alone.

Kuna dem hapa ngoma imewekwa akawika "that's my song!!?  Mi nimeamka nikamuachia bill......... Sikujua aneza kuwa na ngoma ineza chezwa hadi kwa club 😳 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂

Patient: the problem is that, obesity runs in our house Doctor: no, problem is that, no one run in your family 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ati naskia maslayqueen wanono wakivaa micro mini na top ya green..alafu wasimame kwa mlango wankaanga logo ya safaricom app??🤣😂

Some girls wear bra until it gets dirty like a taxi seat 💺 seat belt 😂😂😂 Kama uko na complain nipate tu apa avya sender nkiwatch Tv🤭🤭🤭

After buying my iPhone 8+📱, I now understand why iPhone users behave as if they don’t have pockets. How can I put a whole plot of land in my pocket?? “ 😅😅😂😂

I mistakenly opened Instagram and closed immediately... Then safaricom sent me a message, Dear customer.. Be careful 😂😂🤦‍♀

If a girl sarcastically says "WoW" during an argument, She is secretly wondering how she ended up dating an idiot like you!!😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Damn.... Africans we slowly losing our culture.. I saw someone eating rice n chicken and its not yet chrismas🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨

Mapenzi yanaweza kukupa strees kiasi kwamba mama ako akikuuliza whats wrong...?unamjibu we bado mdogo huwezi elewa😂😂

Women are like roads the more curves they have the more dangerous they are 🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂

I hate it when I sing a song and someone correct me please,what if I'm doing a remix 😂😂

I'm about to start texting guys "How Much?" Because "Hey handsome ?" Is not working these days😂😂😂

The porn industry makes a profit of over 3 billion a year but still nobody admits that they watch porn 👨‍🔬

I had that bibi akiwa kichwa ngumu,unampandisha cheo anakua bibi mkubwa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👀👀🔥

Those of you that have never missed Assembly in secondary school, i hope you all work at National Assembly now.😂

Some girls be weighing 59kg before make up and 90kg after make up...🤣🤣🤣🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

Some girls have flat tommy not because they went to gyms, but because of their sugar daddy 's weight 😂😂😂 they no themselves 😂😂😂

Kitendawili Mwalimu: Huku ng'o   huko ng'o Me: dryspell 😁😁😂😂😂😂😂

It is only in Nigeria that people will go to a naming ceremony, eat, drink and leave without even knowing the baby's name...😂😂😂

No machine cleans the house faster than a guy expecting a lady 😂😂😂😂😂😂

have u ever seen an alcohol company, using a drunk man for their advertisement? 😂😂

Madem ukienda kwa chali yako upate karatasi imeandikwa Arsenal win Mancity over2.5 Liverpool GG Usitupe hio karatasi fare ya kurundi kwenu iko hapo😂😂

When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Floyd Mayweather as a wife 😂😂😂😂😂🐸🐸🤮😂😂😯

😂😂😂fisi neiba pale ghetto ameshindia kukuuliza utaoa lini kumbe anategea uoe akufinyiange bibi chako ukiwa job... Juu ww hupendi ufala anamua kuoa siz yake... 😂😂😂 💪 💪 hatupendi ujinga😂😂😂😂😰😰neiba machoos tu 😂😂😂😂

My pastor still thinks i am a virgin , he uses me as an example while preaching every Sunday , only his daughter knows the truth.😆😆😕😆😆

*We should give our cell phone and TVs some rest....* *I got out of lift on 7th floor instead of 9th floor. I was so busy checking messages on my whatsapp...without realising, I went into the neighbour's house and sat on their sofa.* *The  lady of the house was glued to the TV... watching series...She gave me tea without looking at me.* *When I started drinking Tea, I looked up and saw the lady's husband entering the house....looking into his mobile.* *He saw me and said, "sorry" and went out of the house !!!* 😂😂😂😂😂

The only time 🕐 when a guy's 👦 concentration 🔛 level is at 100% ...is when he is shaving ✂ his balls 🍆😂

When a woman says "WHAT " it's not that she hasn't heard what you said She's giving you a second chance to change the statement 👨‍🔬

President ku propose 8%  VAT kwa fuel ni kama mtu kukuambia anaingiza kichwa tu... bado umetiwa🤦🏽‍♂🤦🏽‍♂🤦🏽‍♂🤦🏽‍♂

Unapita kando ya road ukikula muguka yako macho yote inje,,,,hadi madereva wakipita,,wanakuflashia,,,,ueke,,dim😂😂😂😌 why this,,,,😂😂😂

The Goverment should offer Free DNA tests to all those kids born in Pumwani hospital...I'll go first. Your Excellency ,I think you are my father.😕 .Someone tag the president I want to go home.

So you walk with a guitar because you are an up coming artist Have you ever seen an upcoming prostitute walking with a bed?

Jana Massa ya jioni nliona mama fulani na mzee wakiingia kwa majani, nami nkafuata kwa umbali wakati walifika hapo kwa majani nkasikia mzee akiambia huyo mama toa haraka tumalizane saa hii watu wasitupate hapa. Huyo mama akafungua handbag akatoa chupa mbili za tusker wakaanza kukunywa😋😋😋😋 Wee kaa hapo na akili zako za 1 GB uji c yuko hapo

*ETI KUNA MDADA ANASEMA KUACHWA NA MWANAUME ASIYE NA HELA NI SAWA NA KURUHUSUWA KUTOKA HOSPITALI* 😂😂😂😂

How Kenyans give Directions   "Unaona hizo choo za kanju...? Sasa kuja nazo"how now? Ntaibeba aje?...🙆🙆🏼‍♂‍😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅

Them: Unawezaje jua dame ako karibu Ku cum!!😲😲 Me:akikuitisha fare 😅😅😅😅

sijui madem wakale ni nn inawasumbua,,,mtu anakuambia ni mgonjwa unamwish quick recovery kidogo kidogo anakuambia "you too"😂😂😂😂

Just imagine Uhunye akatae kulipa deni y china then govt y china itume Jetlee Jackie Chan,Samohong,Jackie yu wung jing n Stephen chu🤔🤔🤔 ..😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

*Lakini Uhuru knows how to play his cards😂* *Everybody is now talking about the new police uniform tumesahau story ya mafuta😂😂*

Nimeambia caretaker shower yangu haitoi maji moto, akaniambia mimi ndiye mfupi! 😭😭😭😭 🚶🏾 🚶🏾 🚶🏾 🚶🏾

Tudem twingine tungepewa hagah tungekuwa tunatwerk mpaka national anthem. 😏😏😏😏😏😏💃💃

*Matiti ikifika stage Fulani upate imekaa slippers, ama ukitoa bra unazipata kwa kitovu, my friend don't keep on insisting "oh baby touch my boobs oh baby suck my twins....... My sister allow him to go straight to the servers without those funny passwords . its already late.*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙊🙊🙊

President Yoweri Museveni with the help of the Ugandan clergy discovers that there was an error on his date of birth. He was no longer born in 1943 as he believed, but rather in 1947. Which now authorizes him to run for president in 2021, since he is under 74 years of age. MIRACLES STILL EXIST IN AFRICA

Ushai ambiwa na dem goodnyt @8 alafu kdogo unatapata txt yake, , nko apa nje ya mlango fungua, wee na ujinga unafurahi,time kdogo , ingne tena , sorry honey that wasnt yours🤣🤣🤣

*Am still looking for that idiot who told people that it's a must you face the door everytime you go to the toilet and cough when you hear footsteps*🙈😃😃😃😃

Wale mlikua mnabaki class time ya PE....mko na ndege ngapi so far 😇😇😇😇😇

Aki tungekua tu kuku, life ingekuaje...?! Ati unakimbiza dem, akichoka analala chini... unamuuma nywele Then mnapata watoto crates tatu 😂😂😂😂 #IDie

If she doesn't climax in 3 minutes, my brother feel free to cum, ladies have a tendency of coming late everywhere

She fell in love with a farmer..sema kulimwa..😂😂😂 Drop yours the fun continues👇👇

Ugly girls will do whatever u tell   in a relationship until it's time for abortion. 🤣🤣🤣. Don't even suggest it brother.

Girl:I am leaving you cuz u focus too much on football... Boy:Are you leaving on loan or full transfer...😂 😂 😂 😂

Did you know It is only in Indian movies that armed robbers will be singing inside a bank after robbery and Police will be outside the bank dancing

William ruto:::::have Neva been involved in any form of corruption either as an mp or deputy president Joho:::::if that is true then vera sidika is a virgin 😅😅 🤒🤒

When u wanna make a sex tape but unfortunate u cum to quick it end up become a GIF ,,😂😂😂😂

Women will tell you dat men can lie, cheat, etc. But they seem to forget that what a man can do a woman can do better… 😃😃😃😃😃😃 Are you with me??? @😇😇 🤭🤭

Mtu mwenye alidanganya wakamba ati Afya Center ni "Avya Sender" ndio pia aliambia Wakale watembeage bila kufunga mdomo 😂😂😂😂😂

The fact,😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Surviving in kenya is nt easy,imgn someone online want to sell a fridge without a door to me,convincing me that i'll use a curtain.😒😒😒😒😉😉😉