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Ukiinvite dem out alafu akuje na beshte yake just pay more attention to her friend more than her. Hatawai rudia hio tabia. Semeni Amen😌
A teacher asks, "What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?" A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge. 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 👨🏽‍⚕
Girls nowadays love money .even when you tell her " GO TO HELL " she will say " I don't have transport 😅 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nimeenda na manzi flani kwa mall Sa kusearchiwa hiyo kitu ikaanza kupiga makelele karibu na ikus Sa sijui kama chuma ililala ndani😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mm nilikua nimepanga kuoa this year lakini vile maisha imenipeleka😌😌😌ubachela tano tena 😏😏😏 🤗🤗
Hapa Mtaani Kwetu kuna Mwizi Sugu ameshinda Biko Milioni 30. Sasa alipoulizwa atazifanyia nini Fedha hizo, amesema kwamba anataka Kupanua Shughuli zake! Hapo Sijamuelewa Vizuri, ila naona Majirani wameanza Kuhama Mtaa!
An 8yrs old boy is accused  of rape. In court his lady lawyer  held his sick out as evidence saying  `Your Honour see this, can he rape .with this tiny tot? The boy whispered `Don't shake shake it, we will loss the case '😂😂😂😂😂🤸🏼‍♂🤸🏼‍♂🤸🏼‍♂
😋😋😋dear Ladies!!!...One Day Steal Your Guys Phone And Text One Of His Male besties”I Got My Girl Pregnant”😯If He Replies Which One ??😪😥My Sister Know U are As Useless As "ey" in okey😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂Girls will do their nails💅  first and then start an argument just to point at you💃💅😂😂😂😂😂 Tripple D V
To my dear future son. Mimi bado nakutaftia mama ako na matiti kubwa. There is no way utanyonya matiti inakaa indicator ya nduthi, while am still alive . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ERICK: "Why are you looking so tense?" KULECHO: "Just fought with my wife. That woman fights for no reason at all." ERICK: "Why? What happened?" KULECHO: "We were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans. I just asked her why was she wearing her sister's 'Underwear'?" 🤦🏻‍♂🤦🏻‍♂
That time you quarrel with your mum and in the evening she informs your Dad apo ndio unajuanga ulicheza na bibi ya wenyewe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Girls if he says your face looks familiar tell him "oh are you the guy who promised me 1k recharge card last week"? Now leave the rest to God.😂😂😂🤣😜
i wish you all ia Merry Christmas and a prosperous happy new year full of God' s blessing.. For those travelling places have journey mercies...Enjoy!! see you 2019 God willing..🌲🌲🌲🌲🎊🎊🎁🎁🎉🎉🎉
Mtu anafanya criminology na bado anaibia exams 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wacha nilale tu
Wakamba mmenyamaza sana,kwani maembe iko na wadudu🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻😆😆😆😆😆
aki hizi moskuito zimenidandia sana,nilipe nyumba,nikope unga,mboga,chumvi na makaa niziongezee damu...kakuje kakunywe ya bure....leo nakunywa sumu.lazma tukufe wote
🙆🏽‍♂🙆🏽‍♂HEADING USHAGO I just spent 2hrs scrolling my gallery nitoe akina malawi→imenti→women rep→mca makueni .ju unaeza fika  mathey aseme ebu tuonyeshe picha za ile siku ..kutap gallery pap 🙆🏽‍♂🙈🙈 women rep on top....apo ndo unasemanga kwani ii ilitoka wapi.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sponsors are now preparing their Children for Christmas Celebrations... Ma Slay queens mkae kando mtashughulikiwa January kama school fees 😂 🤣🤣
A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will satisfy me in bed". Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "How can I help you?" The guy quickly answered, "I'm answering your request for a man." The lady continued, "You have no arms!" The guy answered, "I won't beat you". Lady: You have no legs. Guy: I won't leave you. Lady: How will you satisfy me in bed? Guy: What do you think I was knocking with? 😂😂😂😂😂 I die here 😂😂😂😂
Sponsors are now preparing their Children for Christmas Celebrations... Ma Slay queens mkae kando mtashughulikiwa January kama school fees 😂 🤣🤣
How old were you to know that DATE stands for Dick At The End? 😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A man forgets to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, Did you see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORT parked inside? . The lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota vitz with two Flat tyres.. This made my day😂😂😂😂😂😂 🗣If you can put 4 fingers🤚 into her , it’s no longer a pussy🐱 sis , Issa pocket 😂😂😂 Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks, just know she is going to a guy's place for sex! How did I know?? because it's well written on syrup bottles "shake well before use". Wisdom will kill me one day 😂😂😂😂😂 Slay queens take hours to dress but the dude will take 30.5...
LEARN TO SETTLE WOMEN'S ISSUES WISELY. In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat, and the angry driver shouted, "the ugly one should take the seat" The two women stood up for the whole journey. Some drivers are as wise as King Solomon
Eti mluhya akimaliza kuandika neno "FOOD" , analamba vidole 😂😂😂
SIGNS ZA KUNYIMWA 1.ukihappen kulala kwa dem alafu alale na jeans, brathe toka uende kwako 2.kabla mulale then atoe Bible ama akuambie muombe kabla mlale, boss utakauka, enda kwako 3.mkilala akutandikia ile mattress imechapa chini ulale, dada ya kunguni wewe kwani kwako hujalipa rent, enda kwako 4.akikuambia usimguze ama kumuekelea mguu, mjinga hii ushanyimwa, toka na usiwai rudi 5.akikuambia atakupeleka ulale kwa neighbor boy, we ni ule msee, ni late lakini enda kwako 6.boy wake akimcall waongee two hours mkiwa bed🛌🏽, i swear uezi pewa, fisi wewe tembea🚶🏼‍♂🚶🏼‍♂ 7.akichukua pad aende bathroom kuchange, nugu hii unangoja confirmation letter ama, nkt!! 8.ukimshika mara ya kwanza akwambie atakufukuza, unangoja nini ng'ombe ya museveni, kimbiaaaaaaa🏃🏿‍♂🏃🏿‍♂ 9.akikupea blanketi yako ajifunike bedsheet, kua gentleman mpee blanketi na utoke, kondoo we...
Since the day i mistakenly recharged Ksh1000 instead of ksh100, i no longer click on 'complete transaction' without using toothpick to count the zeros. 😭😭
*😭😭😭😭dating a gikuyu lady is fun till ile day anaingia box thn make a call home uskie amesema "mum niko poa, ata nimepata job"😭😭😭boyshaod machoos 2* *Tripple D V*
Am I the only one who clicks on a WhatsApp porn group link to see if any of my friends are already in then doesn't join🤔🤔🤔 Come on you pornstars I can't be alone 😂😂😂
*This December if you ask me to let u use my room for sex, just know that first round is mine. 🤣🙃🙃🤣*😂😂😂😂😂
Beste yangu ameniita bash na akaniambia nikuje na MZINGA sai amenifukuza na hatuongeleshani juu zile NYUKI ziko kwa iyo nyumba, acha tu. Kwani nimekosea? 😂😂😂😂
Your girlfriend sends you her completely naked picture on her bed....we na ufala yako unaanza kuwika wow wow you look sexy babie.....badala ya kuuliza nani alimpiga picha😬😬☹jinga sana🤒🤒🤒🤕🤕                             😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 Hapa tao kuna slay queen fulani ameambiwa na makanga anaringa na boobs zake zimemeza Piriton. Mimi sikuwa nimeelewa huyo makanga alimaanisha nini until nikaangalia kifua ya huyo demu Imebidi nimechelewa kazi hapa stage nikicheka 😂😂😂
Ile wizi itakuwa githurai before watu wajue kuangalia hizi noti za new generation kama ni orginal..msee naweza pewa hadi ya kondoo 😂😂😂
All those girls saying “what men can do women can do better” my sister can you urinate in a bottle without a funnel 🤷‍♂🤷‍♂ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I used to think that JET-LI movies were fake until one day I saw a cobra in my compound I ran... my leg didn't touch the ground.🏃🏃🏃🏃
Sisi watu wa ushago tunalisha kuku na mbuzi nyinyi uko tao mnalisha maslayqueen hii Christmas kila Mtu achinje Kenye Alikua analisha. {from ushago families} atupendi ujinga mwisho wa mwaka. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤐
Having dimples doesn't mean you are cute it simply means your fathers sperms are too weak to form a full face😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤝
Dear guys: When you make a girl fall for you, either catch their, or provide some padding of explanation as to why not. Thanks for that consideration.      Plz someone who is hear mathale aniokote ,,,wisdom is kill me🤪🤪
*THOUGHT OF THE DAY* There are many things we can learn from dogs like being loyal, protective, caring and loving unconditionally but we choose to learn one thing .... Dog Style. Why people? Why 😂😂😂😂😂😂
*You buy data bundles every day but you use the same toothbrush since 2015* See your life😀😀😀
Dont worry if she doesnt scream durring sex brother fungua screw moja ya kitanda lazima majirani wakusifu😈😈😈 🤣🤣🤣
Nudes are for people between the age of 16 and 22 Ukifikisha 23 and above pelekea mtu mwili😂
Zuzu alipewa gari aendeshe matokeo yake akaua watu 50 Traffic: Imekuaje ukaua watu wote hawa? Zuzu: Nilikuwa spidi ghafla nikaona watu wengi kushoto na mmoja kulia, wewe traffic ungefanyaje? Traffic: Ningemgonga yule mmoja ili kuokoa maisha ya watu wengi Zuzu: Hicho ndo nilicho kusudia lakini nilivyotaka kumgonga yule mmoja, akakimbilia kwa watu wengi akadhani sijamwona Nikamfuata huko huko!! .......
Every time I kill a mosquito I have to place it near mi bed so that other mosquito can see how dangerous I am😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some girls will be like, relationship is not all about sex My sister let me ask you.. can you date a guy without penis?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If a guy invite you to his house and his friends start leaving the room one by one my sister, follow the last person thank me later. 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 🤷🏽‍♀
*Hot temper is not good at all. I almost told my wife that I caught my girlfriend with another man 🙆🏾‍♂🙆🏾‍♂😂😂*
That Girl mwenye tulicheza na yeye Cha Baba na cha Mama tukiwa nursery where are you?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 I need my child please.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂🙆‍♂