😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A man forgets to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, Did you see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORT parked inside? . The lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota vitz with two Flat tyres.. This made my day😂😂😂😂😂😂
🗣If you can put 4 fingers🤚 into her , it’s no longer a pussy🐱 sis , Issa pocket 😂😂😂
Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks,
just know she is going to a guy's place for sex!
How did I know??
because it's well written on syrup bottles "shake well before use". Wisdom will kill me one day 😂😂😂😂😂
Slay queens take hours to dress but the dude will take 30.5 seconds to undress her
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some girls will hold the dick of their grand father's age mate and give a blow job and won't be shy, but will be shy to hold ordinary Microphone to give Testimony in Church. May your period play hide and seek with you😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are shy to remove your sister's panties
from the drying line when its about to rain But
you can remove the panties of someone's sister with your teeth. My brother you need Prayers😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tumepanda mat poa tu, alafu jamaa akapigiwa simu... Akajibu "Hello, babe i cant come right now nimepanda mat moja na bwanako"
Imebidi mat isimamishwe juu kila mwanaume anataka kuconfirm hiyo namba....!!😂😂
:MAFISI TRICKS🔞
🚶🏿Deno goes to stella's house:
Deno: niaje msupa😊
Stella: poa sana☺
Deno: sasa yaani ulisema sitawai tomba io pussy😒
Stella: ziiiiiiiiiii😑.nakujua vizuri sana.😒💭 kadinya
Deno: me ni mpoa tena sana😇
Stella:ebu wacha izo story, matha yuko nje anaanika nguo
Deno:aki ukininyima naenda kuomba matha yako ruhusa ya kukutomba. 😐
Stella:😆 ENDAAAAAA😏
💡
Deno: 😏
🚶🏿Deno leaves akijichocha to talk to stella's mum
Deno: 😇sasa mama Stella
Stella's mum: mzuri sana Deno.
Deno:😇Nmeomba stella dictionary yake akaniambia labda kwanza nikuombe ruhusa.
Stella's mum: sawa basi, enda umwambie nmesema akupatie.
Deno: 🏃🏿💨💨💨💨.amesema unipee😤
Stella: uongoooooo😒
Deno: c umuulize uskie😒
Stella: muuuum, ati nimpee😝
Stella's mum:😡 mpatie haraka sana, c ni rafiki yako😒
Stella: 😦🙆sawa basi
Deno: 😝😝😝
😎
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🚶Deno left
Tangu niseme juzi a healthy lady hushuta asubuhi bae ananifanya maneno.. imebidi nimwambie iyo discovery ilikua uongo..
TEACHER: why are you laughing??
PAUL: I saw a strap of your bra.
TEACHER: GET OUT!!..No class for you for a week.
Another boy laughs
TEACHER: why did you laugh?
KEV: I saw both straps of your bra.
TEACHER: GET OUT!...No class for you for a month.
She bends down to pick a chalk and Antonio starts walking out.
TEACHER: Antonio why are you going out!
ANTONIO: with what I saw I think my school days are over!
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼